Assorted

An assorted is a donut hole from Publix. The largest word on the packaging of Publix-produced assorted donut holes is "ASSORTED," leading to the residents of Apartment 226 to refer to them as such. Assorteds are only purchased when Publix holds a "buy one get one free" promotion for them, thus leading to the Apartment 226 residents to consider purchasing large amounts for half the price.