Nobody

""WHEEZE""

- Matthew Po and Nobody

Nobody is a human male whose name makes him the subject of many of Matthew's jokes.

Hume
Nobody was a resident of Hume West First Floor Far Side and a suitemate of Matthew Po. Thus, he shared a bathroom with Matthew, who would occasionally play the piece Lost Woods from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time at the bathroom door. Matthew also enjoyed entering his room through the bathroom rather than his own door, so he would often enter Nobody's room to do this. Matthew liked to do this because he believed that entering in this manner made him cool.

Once, a few residents of Hume West First Floor Far Side, namely Idiot, 🅱️uth Kim, and Matthew, entered Nobody's room to wake him. They entered his room and played Furret Walk, waking Nobody almost instantly and causing him to slap his bed to the music.

Unlike everyone else from Hume West First Floor Far Side, Nobody continued to live in Hume for a second year. He did not, however, live in the same room. Instead, he lived with Rohil on Hume West Third Floor Far Side. During that year, he formed no significant relationships with his floormates.

Skills
Nobody has a chair with him at all times, though it is not always visible. Because he also carries a laptop around in his backpack at all times, he often sits on his chair and uses his laptop on his lap. This allows him to play games and do procrastinated homework at a moment's notice.

Nobody plays the piano, and often enjoyed entering Matthew's room during his time at Hume to play the piano there. He continues to play the same piano from time to time at Apartment 226. Pieces in his repertoire include "Still Alive," by Jonathan Coulton and "Dive" by Alan Dai.

Nobody is able to say the phrase, "I am a fish," in 16 languages.

Cat
""Cat must be the loneliest girl in the world.""

- Matthew Po on Nobody's relationship with Cat Cat is Nobody's girlfriend. Cat and Nobody went to an escape room in which they retrieved a present for their "aunt" on their fifth anniversary.

Matthew
""One of the first real interactions I had with him was at the beginning of the year when he called me, while I was bowling, to ask me if he could borrow my keys. He had left his in his room. It was in that moment that I realized he was nobody.""

- Matthew Po

Nobody and Matthew became acquainted early in their time living on Hume West First Floor Far Side, as the two were suitemates. It was soon after their initial meeting that Matthew came to consider his aforementioned suitemate as so insignificant that he could be considered nobody. This revelation is said to have come about when Nobody, who had locked himself out of his room, contacted Matthew while he was at Gator Nights to borrow his keys.

RUIZ
RUIZ and Nobody initially met through Matthew, Nobody's suitemate at the time. Though Matthew introduced Nobody to RUIZ by his name, RUIZ decided to call Nobody "The Cambodian." At first, the two only interacted in the presence of Matthew, but they subsequently found themselves to share many classes, which has allowed them to interact more regularly. During these interactions, Nobody taught RUIZ how to speak Chinese.

Nobody does not seem to sympathize with Matthew's dislike of RUIZ, and often rejects the idea that RUIZ is an abomination.

Idiot
Idiot is Nobody's Brawl Stars Power Play partner. Idiot, alongside Nobody, is one of the members of the Disappointment Triangle.

e
Nobody calls e "jÅËson," who in turn calls Nobody "Brædôn."

Marik Itkin
Marik, alongside Nobody, is one of the members of the Disappointment Triangle.

Christian
""I am not Christian. Christian was Nobody's roommate. I am, however, a Christian.""

- Matthew Po to Cat Christian and Nobody were roommates at Hume. They had formerly known each other, as they attended the same high school.