Satan

Satan is a human male and an old friend of Idiot's. He is best known for his position as King of Hell.

Shoe
Shoe is Satan's girlfriend, and therefore the Queen of Hell. When Matthew sees Satan, he is very rarely without Shoe, though there have been times that Matthew has seen him alone, namely riding his bike through the Union Lawn at the University of Florida.

Idiot
Idiot and Satan have been acquainted for some time prior to their college careers.

Personality and Traits
In high school, Satan was involved with Mu Alpha Theta. Now, he wears almost exclusively Mu Alpha Theta shirts. Matthew claims only to have seen him wear something other than a Mu Alpha Theta shirt twice, once being a dress and the other being a brown shirt.