🅱️lata

"'Zlata? Who's Zlata?'""Matthew Po"🅱️lata (Russian: 🅱️лата Иткина ['vlɑtɑ ɪtˈkɪnɑ']) is "a human female," going by the words of Matthew. The lizard-lover and book fiend of the three Itkin twins, 🅱️lata Itkin is probably the most instrumental in Matthew's acquisition of the Russian language.

🅱️lata came out of the womb with a sickle.

Diet and Interests
🅱️lata Itkin subsists on a specialized diet of carbohydrates. She has a particular focus on Cheerios™ and words—be they from books or otherwise—which she utilizes as food for thought.

🅱️lata maintains a list of the reptiles she intends on owning, categorized by increasing difficulty of maintenance. A harbor of herps will arise in due time. In due time. She can also transform into a snake.

All of 🅱️lata's friends are named Joshua.

Weaknesses
🅱️lata is often mistaken for a twelve-year-old due to her height and appearance.

She is numerically dyslexic and cannot do basic arithmetic. She also has trouble reading clocks and being aware of any time-related concepts in general, like the day of the week. 🅱️lata often gets confused about what happened on which day.

Rivalries
"'I hope that bird succumbs to natural selection.'""🅱️lata, about the terrible car alarm bird"🅱️lata has an ongoing feud with the car alarm bird outside her window, which thoroughly enjoys making ungodly amounts of noise from 7am-8am, or, after Daylight Saving Time, 6am-7am. Originally thought to be an actual car alarm, this reoccurring menace constantly ruins her sleep. Despite having perfected a sleeping position that allows for the pillow to cover both ears without having to strain her arm, the bird continues to pierce the otherwise quiet morning.

🅱️lata has furiously pounded at her window in various attempts to startle the bird as much as it startles her.

Catchphrases

 * "I'm having a crisis!"
 * Any variation of "this took 30 years" or "it happened like 30 years ago"
 * To Marik when playing Smash: "Осторожно!"
 * "Marik!"
 * [anything about reptiles]
 * "This weather makes me sleepy."